| | Open water swimming
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Duration | Nationals lasted four long, grueling days | Nationals lasted twenty minutes and change |
Hydration | Important to balance water and electrolytes to avoid dehydration | Can have beer within minutes of finishing |
Physical contact | Swimmers must stay in their own lanes or they get disqualified | While drowning people is frowned upon, kicking and elbows are common. It combines 2 favorite things – swimming and whooping folks |
Bouts with the arch nemesis | Has a chance against Medendorp in very few pool events | Stands a much better chance of making Mark her bitch |
So, while pool racing is tolerable now and again, it is open water swimming that totally rocks. Excited for this summer!
This is hilarious! I just put a link to this on my blog:
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-Patricia